At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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