wake up i wanna do it froggy style
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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