I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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