How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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