yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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