god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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