My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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