OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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