Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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