i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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