i don't like sucking hair
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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