For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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