doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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