He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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