Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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