Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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