I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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