You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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