the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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