do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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