Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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