She said her name was "party"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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