AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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