I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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