Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
she was so not down for the gang bang
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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