even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Randomize