so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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They took my balls.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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