We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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