Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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