Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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