Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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