i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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