I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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