For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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