...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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