Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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