you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My penis needs a shock collar
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
