I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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