All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
