You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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