My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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