Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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