Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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