I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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