i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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