i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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