You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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