fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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