well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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