Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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